Conversation Starters For Catching Up with Your High School Friends
Ever feel like the longer you’re in college, the harder it is to catch up with your high school friends? It can be awkward when you realize you no longer have anything in common, but here’s a quick guide for how to reignite that spark with some simple words!
Do any cool drugs lately?
I heard your parents finally got divorced; congrats!
Would you rather die alone or join a cult of demon worshippers?
Hear about Donnie Trump? Pretty crazy stuff, am I right?
Did you hear about those child slaves in Africa? I heard they fuel the Blood Diamond Industry, but honestly, I blame Bush for that. He did do 9/11 after all.
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Do you remember Becky? You know, the one that worked at KFC then moved to Colorado with her drug dealer boyfriend and made jewelry before marrying him and then divorcing him and turning him over to the police? Then moved to Florida where she made her first pierogi porn and started refurbishing beer bottles into hookah pieces? Yeah, well she works at the mall now. And she’s a licensed Zumba instructor.
Did you read Kenny’s new couple blog with his girlfriend? It’s so annoying. They like love each other or some s***.
I don’t know if you know this, but guns are also a huge problem in the United States. And honestly, it’s no shock because Bush did 9/11.
Do you think I should sell my kidney on eBay, or get a sugar daddy to pay my student loans?
How’s pre-med going? I mean, pre-law.
How’s the rap career going? Did you finally put out your mixtape on MySpace?
Did you hear about Cassie? Now she’s kinda religious but like goes on mission trips in Africa and does like a ton of good stuff for people-what a b****.
But really, how about that stuff with ISIS? You know, the Salafi jihadist militant group promoting religious fundamentalism. The attacks they’ve started are pretty crazy. Which makes sense because BUSH DID 9/11.
Do you like air/water/coffee/insert inanimate object here because there is nothing left.