Beauty Alert: 4 Highlighters You NEED to Buy This Month Instead of Paying Rent
Now that’s it’s March, it’s time to get excited for all the latest hot highlighters hitting your #fav stores this month. Forget about paying rent (it’s lame anyway, am-I-right? Just make your roommates or your landlord pay for it. When they see you wearing’ these poppin’ highlighters on your face, they’ll be so distracted they’ll totes forget to evict you.
Purple Unicorn - $120
Nothing says magic more than a highlighter that is specifically made for people with outrageously amazing cheekbones. Can you pull this off? Probably not, but can Gisele Buchenden? Hell yes.
Ash Wednesday - $85
For all the Catholics out there who love the Lenten season, or for anyone who wants to look they were working late in the mines, this is for you. Show everyone you’re a black lung ridden sinner. Talk about our newest #GuiltyPleasure.
Crepe Champagne - $110
Um, can we just hold up for a minute. This sounds like brunch for my face! It’s a mix of bottomless mimosas that help you realize you’re way too unstable to be drunk in public at 10am, mixed with the bland color of a bland food. Yum! And with the affordable price, breakfast never looked so good.
Skittles ‘Wear The Rainbow’' - $1,000,000
This fab prismatic highlighter won’t make you look like a unicorn, ‘cause those things aren’t real (but I totes wish they were). Instead, it will make you look like a leprechaun, which is all the rage for #StPattysDay. Each highlighter also comes with an angry leprechaun that screams “I will slash ye’ face if ye’ don’t get me gold!” while brandishing a knife to cut your face like a lil’ potato! Can you say adorbs?
