We Know What Kind of Heinz Ketchup You Are Based on Your Zodiac Sign
Heinz ketchup is the tomato nectar created by the gods to provide salty nutrients into our bodies. If you don’t like Heinz, the greatest ketchup brand on earth, you’re most likely an alien who has never felt happiness, and is not capable of love.
Yum Yum goes the ketchup sauce that brings the elfish-hands the joy!