5 Lobsters to Fall in Love With
Now that’s getting cold out, it’s important to find someone to fall in love with, so you can cuddle and stay warm for survival reasons. Falling in love with lobsters is so much fun, because they give little kissies and smooch you so much until you say, “Oh my! You’re such a big hunk of love!” They give the biggest hugs, the kind of hugs that fill your soul with a thousand suns. If it weren’t for lobsters, true love wouldn’t exist. Here are five lobsters with big hearts that you can and should fall in love with ASAP:
This one likes long walks on the beach, watching The Notebook, and snuggling up in some big ol’ blankets! He does have a minor criminal record, because he’s out to steal some hearts!
This one is sensitive and shy. They like fine wool sweaters, reading the best selling novel “Little Women,” and drinking wine out on the veranda. Their favorite catch phrase, “You had me at merlot.”
A real catch!
No need to worry about catching crabs with hunk of exo-skeleton love. This fine piece of ocean likes relaxed sea-way rides on their motorcycle, and has a soft spot in their tummy for steak. In their downtime, they are a firefighter, animal rescuer, and house flipper with an HGTV show in the works. Nothing is hotter than a lobster that can save everything, including you from yourself.
This lobster is an orthodontist! They sure know how to mend teeth and hearts. Comes with free monthly check-ups!
Get crushed in these claws of seduction! This one is a lawyer lobster in one of the sea’s most prestigious firms. You’ve been served… a fresh stack of looooove.